catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

bootipop:

When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing